A missão impossível de Alckmin

Nas contas de um marqueteiro, para compensar os votos que não amealhará na Bahia, em Pernambuco e Minas Gerais, Geraldo Alckmin, se chegar ao segundo turno da eleição presidencial, teria de obter uma diferença de 7 milhões de votos em relação ao segundo colocado no estado de São Paulo.

É uma missão impossível sem Tom Cruise.

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  1. MGZ disse:

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  1. Alckimin disse:

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  2. João disse:

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  3. Borges. disse:

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  4. TNT disse:

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    1. QSBicm9uY2EgZGEgZXNxdWVyZGEgdmVybWVsaGEgZXNjYXJsYXRlIGJvbGl2YXJpYW5hIGF0cmFzYWRhIOkgcXVlIG8gQWxja2ltaW4gbuNvIGRlaXhvdSBvIEVzdGFkbyBkZSBT428gUGF1bG8gY2FpciBuYXMgbeNvcyBkb3MgdmVybWVsaG9zIGRvIEZvcm8gZGUgSGF2YW5hL1PjbyBQYXVsby4=

  5. Imbatíveis disse:

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  6. Burros disse:

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  7. Gustavo disse:

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  8. Clovis disse:

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  9. Anderson disse:

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  10. BOLSONARO disse:

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  11. Diego disse:

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  12. Cintia disse:

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  13. Aparecida disse:

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  14. Oliveira disse:

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  15. Paulista disse:

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  16. Alessandra disse:

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  17. Acorde disse:

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  18. carlos disse:

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  19. Álvaro disse:

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  20. MF disse:

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