A Segunda Turma virou piada

Piada que corre em Brasília: se a Segunda Turma do STF julgasse ontem o recurso de Lula, os ministros soltariam o condenado, o liberariam para ser candidato e ainda o tornariam ministro da Casa Civil de Michel Temer.

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  1. Thomaz disse:

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  1. O disse:

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  2. Costa disse:

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  3. MODESTO disse:

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  4. MODESTO disse:

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  5. Sarcástico disse:

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  6. Jose disse:

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  7. Cleptocracia disse:

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  8. O disse:

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  9. O disse:

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  10. Martins disse:

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  11. disse:

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  12. VENEZUELAÉAQUI. disse:

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  13. Vitor disse:

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  14. SEM disse:

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  15. disse:

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  16. Prisão disse:

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  17. Antonio disse:

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  18. Morte disse:

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  19. Beiçola disse:

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  20. Almeida disse:

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  21. x disse:

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  22. Giusti disse:

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  23. Levanta disse:

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  24. Adão disse:

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  25. HTAVARES disse:

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  26. Rodolfo disse:

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  27. Rodolfo disse:

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  28. Marcelo disse:

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  29. Caio disse:

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  30. Dimas disse:

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  31. Ramiro disse:

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  32. Barbosa disse:

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  33. Marcelo disse:

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  34. Rosângela disse:

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  35. ChrisP/SP disse:

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  36. fatima disse:

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